In college, I ran an illegal laundry business from my dorm.
As a child, I read picture book adaptations of classic literature and wowed my parents by summarizing Moby Dick. I think it worked because they hadn’t read it either.
I perform stand-up comedy, collect comic books, and consistently obliterate the competition in trivia tournaments.
Lids blocked me on Twitter. Yeah, the hat company.
I once tricked Newt Gingrich into signing a picture of similarly named Star Wars villain, Nute Gunray. That picture is now one of the first things that pop up when you search “Newt Gingrich autograph” on Google images.
I’ve had my jokes published in Reader’s Digest
I’ve been a bodyguard for the Vienna Boys' Choir.
I am the oldest of five kids. I learned to be loud at an early age.
I believe that lists of random snippets about a person are the best way to figure out who they are.